Telemarketer called this evening.....
After he introduced himself and I groaned, he said, "This will
only take a couple of minutes, are you the person of the
household 18 years old or over?" I said, "Yeah, but I've been
drinking tonight!" Quickest I have ever gotten a telemarketer
off the phone, EVER!!! LMAO!!
For some time many of us have wondered;
"Who is 'Jack Shit'?"
Jack Shit is the only son of
Awe Shit who married O. Shit, the owner of Knee Deep in Shit,
In turn, Jack Shit married No Shit.
The couple had 6 children: Holy Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit,
Bull Shit, and the twins Deep Shit & Dip Shit.
Deep Shit married Dumb Shit, a high school dropout.
After 15 years, Jack Shit & No Shit got divorced & she married
Ted Sherlock & became No Shit-Sherlock.
Medical Alert!: A highly dangerous
virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK) is
currently going around. If you come in contact with this WORK
VIRUS, you should immediately go to the nearest "Biological
Anxiety Relief" (BAR) centre to take antidotes known as "Work
Isolating Neutralizer Extract" (WINE), "Radioactive UnWORK
Medicine" (RUM), "Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter"
(BEER) or "Vaccino Officio Depression Killing Antigen" (VODKA).