Pet the Dog, Careful . . .

It's OK, boy. The nice people just want to pet you. That's it, good boy.

Astro!

  Adventures

	My visit to the Raptor Chapter
		The autumn of 2000 I got a tour of The Raptor Chapter, an organization that not only educates others about raptors (birds of prey), but also rehabilitates injured birds. I thought I would share the pictures we took that day.
	Foster Kittens
		I work part time at an animal clinic. Sometimes, when the need arises, I step in as a foster mom. These are all pictures of kittens that I have helped care for at one time or another.
	Gil's Trip to England, 2000
		Ever wonder what becomes of a super group's old road gear and instruments? My husband's business partner and good friend, Darryl, made a deal in the summer of 2000 to buy a warehouse full of old gear and used instruments from the band Genesis. They went to Fisher Lane Farm Studio in England to sort and store the gear. This is the collection of pictures they took while they were there, Genesis gear and all.
	My Trip to England, 2001
		Then, the following July, I got to go along after the auctions at eBay had ended to help ship the gear to the new owners all over the world. The great people at Rock-It Cargo made our job as easy as they possibly could. They had us all working very hard, which was great because it meant we had time left for plenty of sightseeing.

  Friends

The Circuit Surgeon, my hero!

The Wizard of Light

Dale Newman, friend of Genesis and Mike & The Mechanics

LGIE.net

Art Gallery Worldwide
     They have me listed in their directory!

  Causes

I want all Americans to speak correctly!
     Better Say - Helpful suggestions for the correct use of English words and phrases.

My Research Lab - WWI Photo Identification Project

  Games

• Battleship - Classic Battleship; you against the computer.
• The Races - Wager imaginary money on the races of all kinds.
• Fortune Cookie - Fortunes from our Cookie, and Lucky Numbers.
• Slot Machine - Wager imaginary money in my slot machine.

  Jokes

This is no joke!:

Telemarketer called this evening..... After he introduced himself and I groaned, he said, "This will only take a couple of minutes, are you the person of the household 18 years old or over?" I said, "Yeah, but I've been drinking tonight!" Quickest I have ever gotten a telemarketer off the phone, EVER!!! LMAO!!

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For some time many of us have wondered;
"Who is 'Jack Shit'?"

Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit who married O. Shit, the owner of Knee Deep in Shit, Inc. In turn, Jack Shit married No Shit. The couple had 6 children: Holy Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, and the twins Deep Shit & Dip Shit. Deep Shit married Dumb Shit, a high school dropout. After 15 years, Jack Shit & No Shit got divorced & she married Ted Sherlock & became No Shit-Sherlock.

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Medical Alert!: A highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK) is currently going around. If you come in contact with this WORK VIRUS, you should immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) centre to take antidotes known as "Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract" (WINE), "Radioactive UnWORK Medicine" (RUM), "Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter" (BEER) or "Vaccino Officio Depression Killing Antigen" (VODKA).
  

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